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  • Thu, 21:19: This braunschweiger spice latte is not as good as it sounded.
  • Fri, 08:41: If tea pedantry ever achieves a fraction of the obnoxiousness of coffee pedantry, I'll go back to only drinking peach Nehi and Lillet.
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  • Tue, 16:40: The clearest message I have yet received from my dogs has been that they unequivocally do not wish to be involved with my Disco Tuesdays.
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  • Sun, 13:19: It's amazing how much of a help it is, when one is stuck working on an edit of a book, just to reconfigure one's work area.
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  • Thu, 07:36: I believe I have finally gotten over my feeling that the Apple //e is a garish and unnecessary dilution of Wozniak's original concept.
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  • Tue, 09:18: I'm on the cusp of cool this morning.
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  • Sun, 12:16: * ENTR'ACTE *
  • Sun, 13:05: It wasn't the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand that started it—it was the children's uprising in Vulgaria. Power to the toymakers!
  • Sun, 19:57: I maintain that the secret cabal running the world isn't the Trilateral Commission or the Illuminati—it's the Robert Stigwood Organization.
  • Mon, 11:43: As a kid, I once nervously misspoke to Julie Andrews, "You're one of my biggest fans!" To this, she responded "Oh, I AM your biggest fan."
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  • Tue, 14:00: The trouble with having a motorcycle and a big pickup truck is that it's like flying a fighter jet, then steering an aircraft carrier.
  • Wed, 08:06: I have inadvertently come into possession of three balls of green mohair and the intention to knit the living daylights out of them.
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  • Sun, 07:51: Mason jars make me happy. I do not, however, label them with letterpress-printed cardboard tags tied on with twine.
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  • Fri, 21:25: The only problem I have with aging is figuring out that delicate balance with suspenders that lies between droopy drawers and Tweedledum.
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  • Thu, 08:38: I believe I have invented the Vietnamese eiskaffee. I will except my Nobel winnings in small, unmarked bills.
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